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Advice from the Shallow Sage’s unique historical perspective.
The Citizens of the United States of America have a right to applaud themselves...– George Washington
Mom: Oh you're a silly girl.
2-yr-old Girl: I'm not a silly girl!
Mom: You're not? What are you?
2-yr-old Girl: Ummm...I think I'm...yellow. Or... Maybe sort of brown?
Mom: What are the seven dwarfs' names?
Son, age 6: Well, there's Stinky. There's Goofy...and Wacky? I don't know any more.
Mom: That's not their names!
Son: It's not? What are they?
Mom: I don't know, I can't remember!
Son: That's pretty bad Mom. You should know that.