Dear Uncle Lou,
That receipt reminds me of Reagan’s old speeches about “young bucks,” But then again I guess it’s supposed to.
(I wonder why they wrote a D in front of EBT. Makes it sort of not make sense.) Here’s another receipt you might appreciate on a different level; check out that tip.
After you look at this one, that $140 doesn’t seem like such a big deal. Cheaper than a few bottles of water!
Fw: Receipt Found in a Parking Lot
Have you ever seen crabs in a bucket?
If the rim is at the right height, they will have to climb over each other to try and escape. Clambering up on top of each other to find freedom, they grab and pull the only things they can grip—each other. Just as one is close to climbing over the edge, another ambitious climber pulls it back in.
Continually, they keep each other in the bucket, never progressing, on their way to someone’s dinner.
That sums up the 53% “movement.” Or, at least, the posted stories. The setup and promotion come from those well outside it, as we all know.
“Be thankful, you; stay here with us, and we will all be happily devoured together.”
- (via thehermancainfacts)