I am at peace with my wife and she is at peace with me. And I am at peace with my family and I am at peace with myself. Which is one of the most important things.

Herman Cain, suspending his presidential campaign

I think if I were in Cain’s shoes I’d be saying that peace with my wife was one of the most important things, not peace with myself. But I guess that’s what makes him Herman Cain.

(via thehermancainfacts)

Oh thank you sweet baby jeebus...

cognitivedissonance:

It’s over.

Summary:

  • Rick Perry had a meltdown. His train of thought derailed multiple times and he was slurring his words slightly.
  • Mitt Romney’s hair was jauntily tousled and he probably gets a boost from this.
  • Herman Cain proved he’s not a misogynist by…